Re: Flantastic

OOC - Oh yeah, sorry I did skip the important bit of HOW Efof and
Fferna got planetside, thanks for clearing it up!
-Onion
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "scutter_2" <scutter_2@...> wrote:
>
> OOC: Efof and Fferna have been mentioned planetside. I say this is due
> to sloppy continuity, and will continue regardless.
>
> Who: Pretty much everyone.
> Where: Space and the planet
> When: A snip shall follow.
>
> Mk.9 peered out of the window of his escape pod to see the 'Dwarf
> slowly approaching. Sure, other's in the group did the same, but my
> character takes precedence. A few tiny specks whizzed from it and down
> to the planet.
> "A landing party, eh?" murmured Mk.9, before plotting a course for the
> landing site.
> "Ok folks, slight change of plan. We're going in for a planetary
> landing. Change your headings to 7524.5, with a 7 degree variation.
> Let's not start landing on each other." Mk.9 said over the radio to
> the other escape pods.
> Efof's voice came over the radio in response.
> "What's up, man?"
> "I saw a few landing ships head down to that planet. But more than
> that, something about that planet bugs the crap outta me. I like my
> crap un-bugged thank you very much."
> "That's what she said."
> "W...What?"
> Nothing but static followed. Half because Efof wasn't too great at
> fast, witty retorts, but mostly because the radio antennae had been
> incinerated.
> Mk.9 peered out at the long plasma trails streaming off of all the
> escape pods.
> "Oh. Right. Re-entry. With the burning and the death."
>
> <snip>
> "Yes." Came the voice of Jay Chrysler from near the front. "I
> Volunteer..." he began, then pushed Alan Danvers out in front of the
> crowd.
>
> "This guy." he said, shrinking back into the group of dwarfers,
> allowing them to make a wall that Alan couldn't get back through.
>
> He looked towards the monster, then at Rosettes manic grin.
>
> "Smeg."
>
> "Ok! theres plenty of trees, lets get to making that giant squirrel!"
> She shouted excitedly, as if it was a plan to save the universe all at
> once.
> <end snip>
>
> Jay shook his head. And not unjustifiably, either. It truly was an
> insane plan. Then something made him pause in his tracks.
> "...Phil?"
> "Which one?"
> "The normal one."
> Phil walked over to Jay
> "Phil, do you hear that whistling sound?"
> "What whistling sound?"
> At that point, a massive chunk of metal smashed into the ground not
> far from them, and from it emerged three half naked Ffionian girls
> still covered in jelly.
> "They're angels from heaven!" said Phil, and started running at them.
> "COME BACK! Oh god." More and more craters were formed as the escape
> pods plowed into the planet. Mk.9 and Efof walked over to everyone else.
> "I do so love a flashy entrance. So what's going on?" asked Mk.9
> "Well basically, the solar system is surrounded by a force field, and
> it's being generated from that bunker over there." said Jay, pointing
> out a small building just past the horrible tentacle monster.
> The plan was explained to the newcomers in great detail, prompting the
> following response from Mk.9;
> "...Where the hell did you get a flan?!"
> All eyes turned to Rosette.
> "Uh...I just like flans, ok?"
> "Why don't we do what we always do? Swarm in there, guns blazing, and
> shred the bastard."
> "We can't. It's got MP, we can't risk hitting him." said Jay
> Keto was heard muttering something to the contrary.
> Mk.9 looked over in the monster's direction.
> "Not anymore it hasn't."
> Everyone looked to see that MP was running away as fast as he could,
> with the monster fast approaching.
> "He probably escaped through pure flatulence." said Mk.9
> "Ok everyone, grab your weapons and head towards it. We gotta nail it
> before it catches up with MP again." yelled Jay
> Rosette timidly put her hand up.
> "What is it?" asked Jay
> "...Can we still use the flan?"
>
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