Efof + Fferna - This post is all about boobies

<OOC - Apologies if this appears twice, I'm resending it!>
Who: Efof, Fferna and a spaceship full of young topless alien females
Where: Mk9's ship
When: After Efof and Fferna came aboard
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"Welcome to the bridge!" he said ecstatically happily. "It's topless
Thursday!"
All the girls cheered and jumped up and down, making their women bits
wobble in a way that men really enjoy.
Efof's mouth dropped to the floor and he started to drool.
Fferna took one look at him, slapped him and stormed out.
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Whether a room full of giggling flirty females exposing four naked
breasts each freaks you out, or catches your interest, it is certainly
going to be something you don't see every day.
Efof was loving it.
Especially the girl Mk9 had ordered to jump up and down on a trampoline.
The little robot sat perched in the Captain's chair with a smug grin
on his metallic face. There was no doubt about it, he was the daddy.
Efof continued to gawp around the room. This had been his dream for as
long as he could remember, but unfortunately he felt a nagging in his
inner being that he should go after Fferna. Her and him had enjoyed
their time together so far, and he didn't want it to end now.
Especially over something that was only a mere treat for his eyes. But
what a treat it was.
He ran after Fferna and stopped her.
Efof, being Efof didn't really know what to say so just blurted out
the first thing that came to mind.
"I've learned a few things by living with humans, women are a very
strange species, they don't like to be treated like objects,
especially sexual objects, except for a few that do like to be treated
like objects, including Queen Brittany because she did that
photoshoot, but most of them don't like to be complimented on things
like their boobies, but then wear clothes to make you look at them,
but they don't like you staring because that gets you slapped in the
face, but they don't like being ignored… actually I don't think I
learned anything from human females, they're too complicated."
Fferna crossed her arms, not knowing where this was going.
"Erm… I guess what I was trying to say is… okay I'm not sure what I'm
trying to say. But it's something like, if you think I'm the kind of
guy who objectifies women then I'm not."
"You're not?"
"No. Well maybe a little bit." She looked at him sternly. "No,
definitely not." He finished.
Fferna gave him a half smile. "I still don't believe you."
"Um, okay…"
Fferna was now showing a side to Efof that looked vulnerable. If he
was at all perceptive he might have guessed that she had had a bad
time with her choice of partners in the past, or that she had a huge
insecurity about her looks.
"So what do you look for in a woman?"
"How do you mean?"
"What do you look for in women you want to … date?"
"Boobies" the word came out of Efof's mouth before his brain could
even catch it. "I mean… a nice personality, a nice smile…"
"Did you just say boobies?"
"Nooooo! Did I?"
"Look, Efof. Just go into that room again and tell me how you feel."
Efof was nervous. Obviously the hormones in his body wanted nothing
more than for him to go back into the room and have a good look
around. But she was testing him. "I'm not sure…"
"Just go."
They went back onto the bridge. The ridiculously attractive girls were
still there, only this time some were splashing themselves in a
paddling pool and some were playing volleyball over the command computers.
Efof bit his lip and tried not to look interested. Unfortunately his
hat rose a few inches.
"Efof!!!" Fferna stormed out.
"Why are you being like this? I don't understand! I can't help it!" he
said.
He was going to chase after her again but a blonde Ffionian girl who
was covered in glistening beads of water from the paddling pool
seductively pulled him towards the water. She stroked his face and
tried to kiss him.
"I can't… take… this anymore!" he said in aggravation and ran after
Fferna.
He found her in the bunk that had been recently assigned to her. She
was sobbing into a duvet. Efof gingerly walked up to the bed and sat
down. He wasn't sure what to do with a crying woman. The old Ffionian
tradition was to beat her with a pink palm leaf and stick his finger
up her nose, but these Ffionians were 1000 years more advanced, he
wasn't even sure if that custom was still around.
He picked up a book labelled "Bonsai trees for beginners" and beat her
with that.
She stopped crying and looked at him.
Efof got up, remembering the last time he tried to do that to a crying
human woman. He was in the Doctors surgery for a week.
She glared at him, then her eyes softened. "Thanks Efof, I needed
that." She said, then hugged him.
"Tell me Efof. Do you really find those other girls attractive? Do you?"
He wasn't sure what answer she was looking for, but Efof was genuinely
shocked when she didn't like the one he gave.
"Of course I do! The room was full of beautiful topless women! What
else did you want me to say? I'm a normal reddish blooded alien! Of
course I find attractive girls attractive, do you think I'm some kind
of weirdo?"
An awkward silence fell between them.
The silence was broken when Fferna laughed. It was a huge relief to Efof.
"I'm sorry I'm being so insecure. It's just… well… I have something to
tell you" she paused, unsure how to continue. "I'm not normal."
"Who is around here?!" Efof joked. He was silenced when Fferna put a
hand on his knee.
"I have something to show you."
Then Fferna unzipped her top. Efof's eyes widened, he thought all his
Christmases had come at once. She unzipped it from the midsection.
Efof bit his lip, all sorts of sexual thoughts were now running
through his head.
Then two soft fruits fell out of Fferna's jumpsuit.
"What the hell!" Efof jumped up and pointed at the spherical stowaways.
"Efof I'm a freak. I only have two breasts." She said nervously. "I
had to tell you."
Efof gasped and backed away. "Oh… my…. God!" he shouted, and ran away.
<OOC - To be continued!>