All Jokering Aside

Who: Keto, Wildflower, Vanessa, Katrina and 47 people dressed as Batman
Where: The Ffionian medical ship
When: As the ships approach the Urethra Turret (stop giggling at the back)
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<<SNIP>>
"What in the name of the seven hells are you dressed as?" Keto asked,
mild surprise in his voice almost masked by the anger.
"I'm Harley Quinn!" She laughed and before he could protest she put a
mask on Keto's face, the elastic snapping on the back of his head and
causing him to growl deeply. "I thought you could be the Joker!....
You look good puddin'"
<<END SNIP>>
Keto struggled in vain to remove the mask, but seemed to be having
some difficulty doing so. Then, suddenly, the penny dropped and he
stopped struggling.
"You put glue on the elastic," he said, flatly. It wasn't a question,
but Wildflower grinned and replied nonetheless.
"Yep!" she said with a bright nod, "Don't want you breaking costume
straight away!"
"Breaking cost-...look, you pathetic excuse for a human being, we're
on board a medical ship, heading towards a battle zone! Do you REALLY
expect me to treat patients dressed like this!?"
"It suits you," said Wildflower smoothly, and then turned and headed
towards one of the navigation consoles, leaving Keto standing somewhat
dumbfounded behind her. His jaw had actually dropped open, but this
was difficult to see behind the grinning Joker mask.
"Right!" he snapped, finally, waving one arm at a caped Batman figure
nearby, "You, crewmember, get some solvent to get rid of this glue!
What's your name?"
"I'm Batman!" hissed the figure excitedly. Keto raised an eyebrow,
then remembered how futile this was.
"Of COURSE you are," he sighed, "Solvent. Go. Now." He pointed at
another crewmember. "And you...who, I presume, are also called
Batman...go and fetch the medical supply cabinets and bring them up
here, ready. Take a few other caped crusaders with you, if you so
desire. Go."
A few Batmen scurried off, leaving another couple of dozen standing
around the main deck of the medical ship. Keto glared sullenly at the
back of Wildflower's neck as she watched the monitors.
"Stop glaring, puddin'," she said without turning round. Keto
blinked, then looked up at one of the security cameras, which was
pointing right at him. Wildflower waved at the monitor, and Keto growled.
"That is the second time that you have referred to me as a sweet
foodstuff," he said through gritted teeth, "Pray, for your own sake,
that there is not a third."
"Okay, sugar."
"RIGHT!" yelled Keto, trying to launch himself at Wildflower, only to
be held back by half a dozen Batman-costumed figures. "LET ME GO!" he
yelled, struggling vainly, "I'LL WIPE THAT INFERNAL SMILE OFF HER FACE!"
Wildflower tutted, turning around and laughing.
"Now is that any way for the Joker to behave?"
"GRAAAAGH!"
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OOC: Tag. ;)