Efof + Fferna "Romantic Montage"

Who: Efof + Fferna Vah'Jynar
Where: New Ffion
When: After the meeting with the President
The three Ffionian ships Captained by BD crew members had already
left. Efof and Fferna had been ordered to go with them to join the
battle, but they had requested an extra day to stay on the planet as
long as they caught up later.
Efof was having a brilliant time. He felt so comfortable back being
amongst his own type of people. No longer was he the four armed freak
with a penis on his head. He was a normal person on a planet with a
freaky population.
The planet and customs of this world were different from his own
however. He had spent 1000 years in stasis, so things would have
changed a bit. And by the sounds of it, the Ffionians had been
somewhat nomadic since then, a fleeting group of them settling on
planet after planet only to be shoved off by the locals. They were
like four armed gypsies.
But Efof loved the differences. He loved to explore the crazy
individual things in all cultures. It was why living with humans
wasn't such a hardship for him, as there was always something new he
could learn about the diverse culture.
So today, Fferna had shown him the zoo. It was a strange place full of
animals that had far too many limbs, or not enough. Amongst the
milli-lions and octo-phants, the zebra with no legs really did stand out.
The best part of the day was when Efof had blatantly ignored the sign
to not feed the gigo-snail, a 20 meter tall mammoth of a snail, which
actually crashed out of it's pen at slow speed just because Efof threw
it some peanuts.
Efof and Fferna had become quite close. They laughed and jokes
together all day. They went through the usual romantic montage, Efof
bought her some flowers, they went for coffee, they jumped in puddles,
ran through fields and even went on a tandem bike ride. It was all
very stereotypical stuff.
As the sun set, Efof and Fferna sat on a bench at the top of the
valley, overlooking most of the city and fields of beautiful countryside.
Fferna edged closer to Efof. He gingerly put his arm around her to
keep her warm. Then another.
This all seemed quite easy. Efof was starting to think he was some
kind of stud.
Then as Fferna purred softly, her body pressed next to him, a thought
hit Efof like a missile.
"I'm in!" he said, and made a fist in the air.
"Excuse me?!" said Fferna.
"Umm… nothing." Efof cursed his brain for not keeping that thought
locked up.
For a moment, he thought he had lost it all. Even after the romantic
montage and everything. But it was his cheeky grin that Fferna
couldn't seem to resist.
"You ARE in!" she said to him, and kissed him on the lips.
Efof's heart almost stopped. But after a solid 30 seconds of snogging
he pulled away and shouted "SCORE!".
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Who: Efof + Fferna
Where: Fferna's bedroom
When: Next morning
Efof woke up. He was naked and in a strange place.
The first thing he did was check for his wallet. Every time this
happened to him it normally meant he'd been mugged.
But this was different. There was a sleeping girl next to him. He
quickly checked to see if she was a mugger.
No, it was fine. It was just Fferna. In her slumber she grabbed one of
his arms and pulled it close to her.
He felt all warm and fuzzy. Then a thought hit him like a missile.
"I've got a girlfriend!!" he shouted and jumped up and down on the bed
until she woke up.
"Efof what are you doing?"
"Umm… nothing."
He grinned at her. Then he poked her in the cheek.
Her confused and mildly annoyed expression didn't stop him from poking
her in the neck then the upper arm.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm checking to make sure you're real and not a robot or anything.
I've been fooled before, that bastard Harris and his sick practical
jokes!"
Fferna giggled and rolled her eyes.
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Who: Efof + Fferna
Where: Space Eagle, heading toward's the Ffionian ship Captained by Mk9.
When: Bit later
Efof drove the Space Eagle at breakneck speeds to catch up with the
Ffionian battleship. He still wasn't sure why this ship had been
trusted to be Captained by Mk9 of all people.
His ship shot down the area of space known as the "Rectal Corridor" a
rough tunnel carved through clouds of thick radioactive gas on all sides.
They managed to catch up with the Ffionian ship. It looked ridiculous,
it had four arms jutting out from a central hull, each arm with
something like a boxing glove on each end. There was probably some
scientific reason why this ship looked so ridiculous, or Efof was
possibly just looking at it from the wrong angle and using his
imagination too much.
They docked and came aboard. Nobody met them at the landing bay, so
they made their way up to the Bridge of the ship themselves, still not
seeing a single soul.
When the Bridge doors opened, it looked like they were having some
kind of party inside. Banners and streamers lined the walls, and in
the room was Mk9 surrounded by dozens of beautiful topless Ffionian girls.
"Welcome to the bridge!" he said ecstatically happily. "It's topless
Thursday!"
All the girls cheered and jumped up and down, making their women bits
wobble in a way that men really enjoy.
Efof's mouth dropped to the floor and he started to drool.
Fferna took one look at him, slapped him and stormed out.
<OOC – Wahay a spaceship of sexual depravity! How will this affect
Efof's love life… find out next time!>