*backpost* "The Perfect / Translation"

ooc: this is a culmination of both Onion and Keto's posts.
Keto sat up straight on the bed, watching both of the... green and
sticky... assailants try and maul each other to death. He didn't
know if he was supposed to call security to remove them, or cheer for
a strange custom they may have...
It's not as if it was uncommon for Efof to appear to assault random
people...
Keto did the sensible thing, and reached over to the other lamp by
the bed, and switched it on. Simple light illuminated the room, and
both of the fighters, now struggling on the floor, appearing to be
stuck to each other..
"Seymour?" Keto started, still being able to see his face for all of
the leaves that were stuck to him.
"SEYMOUR?!?" rosette shrieked, attempting to cover herself, but the
leaves had already done that for her. "what the smeg are you doing
in my room?" she asked, still a little groggy from the drinking she'd
done the night before.
Seymour stood up, and looked around sheepishly. "what are you doing
in here?" he asked keto, looking very confused.
"thats a good question, but i'm not going to answer it." he said,
getting up, and walking out of the door, with complete intent to
shout at the Ffionians until he got what he wanted.
Rosette by now had vanished, and stolen the shower, leaving seymour
stuck standing in the middle of the room, with sticky green leaves
all over him, and a big venus flytrap style mouth over his head. He
peeled it off, and waited impatiently for Rosette to finish.
Several hours of tidying and cleaning later, Rosette walked out of
the 2nd bedroom of the penthouse suite looking very professional, in
a proper Blue Dwarf, old style uniform that actually looked pretty
good. It was almost a suit, though more comfortable, and a nice pale
blue, that seemed to go with everything.
She did a twirl in the middle of the room, "so... what do you think?"
she asked Seymour, who just looked at her, still peeling a few last
pieces of dried slime from his hair.
"at least"... he thought to himself, "she won't cause much problem at
the Ffionian palace.." he said, getting the final things together
before they left. The room they had was already looking pretty
clean, almost as it was when they moved in, although the plant was
still looking a bit dead, and still dripping the green slime, which
looked much like green blood.
<Tag guys, wish i could make it funnier, but i don't know much about
keto... hope i got him right...>