..oops..

It had been a long few hours.
Tara and Jay had been talking over a drink in Parrotts for the last 4 hours,
the latter three and a half of which Tara had been trying to convince Jay
that her hallucination of Alota, was not Alota at all, and that if he really
cared for Katrina he'd do the job he was assigned and erase all the
hallucinations, including Alota.
She'd explained how this Alota had never even met Jay, how this Alota was
never going to be the person he had loved before as she could never have the
same experiences as the original Alota to make her the person that Jay had
fallen in love with.
She was never going to love him the way Alota had done.
"You're right Tara, as always" said Super-Jay, doing his 18th pint and as
yet, still not having even 'broken the seal' his superpowers preventing him
from feeling the effects of the alcohol.
"I'll get right on it"
"I can help!" Tara stated, "We always make a good team with these kinda
things!"
"Sure, why not?" Jay asked "The things we've been through together, the
hymies.."
"The Plebe's.."
"Polymorphs"
"Evil Jay....."
The two of them suddenly silenced themselves. "Smeg....what...have we
done...."
"At least I didn't imagine Evil Jay with your super powers....." Tara tried
to reason.
"..TARA!!!!"
"Whoops..."
It was at this point, the entire fron of Parrots was blown inwards, there,
outside hovered an exact duplicate of Jay, wielding a katana, and wearing a
cape, beneath him was an army of Hymenoptera, Plebian spider-robots and a
polymorph.
Also, for some reason, Barney the Dinosaur, and a platoon of Morris Dancers,
Phils voice was heard in the distance screaming in terror....
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