Of course...use him as bait, now why didn\'t we think of that before!?

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Who: The Castle Team
Where: The Castle
When: The Castle
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Keto gingerly reached forward and tapped his knuckles against the door.
The immensely thick doors were so solid that they seemed almost to
absorb the sound.
"Well," said Keto, turning on his heel, "So much for that plan. Let's
get the smeg out of here!"
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"Chris, go" muttered Jay in the direction of the Chief Security
Officer.
"I got it" said Chris, sprinting after Keto with his athletic power,
catching him swiftly before dramatically rugby tackling him to the
ground.
"Was that really necessary!?" protested Keto as he was lifted and
dragged back towards the castle by an unimpressed Chris.
"Oh shut up. Do I question the way you do YOUR job?" said Chris,
knowing full well he did question the way that Keto did his job but
choosing to ignore it.
"What do you want to do with him?" said Chris, holding on to the back
of Keto's shirt, the other prodding him in the back with a stick for
no apparent reason.
"Being a Coward again? Don't get any better do we, Keto?" said Jay in
a chuckle and looking at Keto with an evil grin. Suddenly his
expression became much lighter. "Who votes we use Keto as bait and go
and look for a back door?"
Naturally, it was decided unanimously that Keto should be used as bait
and should go and look for a back door, with the group in support. By
support, it was meant that the group would follow at a safe distance
and, should anything happen, have an ample distance over whatever may
be happily munching what little of Keto's brains there was, so that
they could leggit without fear of something chasing after them.
So there it was, a most odd sight to anybody outside of the group,
lead by Jay, who was now holding a long piece of rope in the form of a
leash, 30 foot long, which was tied tightly around Keto's neck at the
other end.
"Perfect" said Jay to Katrina, who was standing next to him, excited
to be in a postion of power over Keto.
The group walked far to the right of the castle and came across a
small gate. It was unguarded and Keto opened the gate, allowing the
rest of the group access to the inner grounds of the castle.
The rope began to loosen as Keto slowed, eager to avoid whatever was
inevitably lurking around the corner waiting to turn his brains into a
chocolate milkshake. Chris went ahead of the main group to find out
why Keto was waiting.
"Hurry up, we need to know when we can leggit without fear of being
chased" said Chris smirking.
"Easy for you to say, you don't have to turn around the corner and see
what's going to rip YOUR testicles off and turn them into an
unfashionable party hat, do you?" said Keto menacingly.
"Not the point, mate, our lives come before yours" said Chris with a
large grin on his face. This was not like Chris, although he enjoyed
being savage to people recently, since the death of his beloved Step-
daughter.
It was while they were talking that they made the fatal mistake of
failing to pay attention to their surroundings. Trying to find the
wittiest way to insult each other they had neglected to see what could
be coming round the corner. Suffice it to say that three, very large,
and very pissed off zombies had now rounded the corner. This would not
have been a problem did one of the zombies not have a large metal
chain and the other two not having biceps that made Keto's thighs look
like twigs, just waiting to be snapped.
"Shit" said Chris, summing up the situation as he turned on his heel
and ran, closely followed by Keto, headfirst into the 'Back gate' that
had decided to close itself since Chris entered, knocking the pair of
them unconcious on the floor.
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