Too big for his Britches

**Note: I'd hate to be the decider-o'-things, so if the story ends up
going with Lager's post, ignore this one. Haven't written in a while,
though, and I want to now.**
WHO: Jay, Keto, Chris, Seymour, shouldn't you know by now?
WHERE: Cellar of the Spotted Duck
WHEN: Just after Igor escapes in his "Dragula"
Nikola scattered for a chase-worthy vehicle. Many of the cars were
leaking various fluids, however, and he settled on a rusty station-
wagon with an old, grimey big-block motor protruding out of the hood.
As he slammed the driver's side door shut, it fell clear off its
hinges. "Well, at least the keys are in the ignition. Hope it
works!" he said, turning the car over.
"Hold it!" shouted Keto. "You're taking ME with you. Once I'm done
with Niples, I'm shooting for you."
"Speaking of which," he snarled as he grabbed onto the collar of the
shooken Ambassador, who was trying to back away from Keto. "You're
coming with me."
As he pulled Seymour over to the franken-Wagon, Jay and Dean were
jumping into a convertible muscle car with awkward, large and
asymmetrical exhaust pipes coming out from under the car, pointing in
almost every direction possible. Efof and Mk9 managed to find room in
a pickup truck with various unlabelled bottles and rubber tubing in
the bed. There was a large switch panel bolted onto the passenger
door, apparently connected to all the containers. Chris, Tara and
everyone else took what could be considered the most awkward car in
the cellar. It was formerly a luxury limousine, but the fenders had
been replaced with those of many different cars and colors, there were
at least five doors on either side, the roof was ripped clear off, and
the "limo" had two engines- one in front, one in back.
"You know, this is kind of an awkward question, but, why would someone
leave their keys right here, in the car?" asked dean.
After some though, Jay responded, "Do you actually think these cars
would even be worth the effort to steal?"
"Well..."
*OOC- Remember, none of this post is final, just a suggestion. Feel
free to tell me if I left anything out, though. TAG to anyone.*