Sickbay

*sickbay*
"With all due respect Doctor Keto" Joe said clutching his ribs, "I just
don't see how rubbing Fish paste into my ribs will heal them".
"Who's the doctor round here?" Keto asked
"Well you are, but.."Joe replied
"Well then be quiet and start rubbing, you've heard of cod liver oil haven't
you, well this is the same thing...almost" said Keto.
Joe Schweeble continued scraping the paste out of one of the Burger Tzar's
fish burgers.
"Now let me take a look at those eyes of yours" Keto pulled out hat could
only be described as a "thing" and a big one at that, with lot's of sharp
points and lens' all over it."
"Err...Another time Dr Keto, i've really got to go and report to Major
Harris now"and with that Joe quickly ran out of the sickbay and straight
into Major Harris as he was making his way to security, Harris went flying
down the corridor and landed on his head.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Harris boomed
"Schweeble sir, Joe Schweeble, ermm, i was just on my way to see you sir"
Is Joe's career over before it has even started?
Will the ointment work?
and will he ever get the smell of fish of his body?
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