Shore Leave

Jay, who was now out of his wheelchair and onto crutches laid back in the hot Martian sand and and breathed deeply. He could hear the waves lapping onto the shore of the beach only a few metres away and he opened his eyes, gazing up at the giant plexiglass dome that gave the Martian beach resort it's atmosphere.
 
It had been a tough few months for Jay, this being the first holiday he'd had since before the whole blowing up Earth incident just over a year ago, he'd lost his wife, twice and been thrown straight back into action and more recently, he suffered near fatal injuries. Life sucks when you're good at your job. 
 
This window of Shore Leave, however was a blessing it gave him a chance to relax, a chance to sit back and watch the world go by, a chance to spend some quality time alone with his new girlfriend, Katrina Salter, who now lay in the sand next to him in nothing but a bikini, one arm draped over him, playing with his dog tags. Perfect.
 
Except, Jay and Katrina wern't alone.....
 
The football bounced off Jay's chest, landing right on his still sore bullet wound. 
"Ouch...Jesus Dean will you keep the ball to yourself?!"
"Sorry boss..." Dean replied, "It's just that...for someone with four arm's Efof's such a bad goalie!"
"Hey!!" Efof snapped, insulted 
"Dude..." Dean replied
Efof shrugged, and nodded in agreement then ran off to build sandcastles.
"Why do you have to hang around here anyway Dean?" Katrina asked "You knew we were trying to spend some time together?"
"Not my fault we booked the same flight!"
"I flew here in the Phoenix!" Jay pointed out.
"Not my fault we chose the same resort then...." Dean corrected "And booked the same hotel....and I got the room next door....the adjoining room, with the unlocked doors between them..."
"Yeah...don't remind us"  Jay and Katrina said in unison
"Hey....you DO have a 'Do not disturb' sign you know....it's not like I CHOSE to walk in and see you two bumping uglies..."
"....Ugh...." Katrina said "It's called making love....not 'Bumping Uglies' and you could have at least knocked!"
"But then I wouldn't have gotten to see your lovelies.............."
Dean silenced himself when he saw the way Jay and Katrina were staring at him.
"I'll see you later......" he said, then ran off to find Efof.
"Thank god for that...he's gone...." Jay said, now we can get back to what we came here for!"
Katrina smiled, brushed her hair back  behind her ear then climbed on top of Jay, her legs straddling his hips, she leaned down to kiss him, when she was interuppted by a voice.
"EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE!!!" 
"...great..." sighed Jay his head collapsing back into the sand.
 
 
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