Dr. William Shakespeare in 'Holiday: The Movie!'

Who: Keto, Shakes.
Where: Hawaii Rooms
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"CHARLES! Iteth ist thou!"
"Oh no. No no!" said Keto, paling and backing against the hotel room
door, "What are YOU doing here!?"
"I hast come to join thee in thy quest for the coconutteth!" announced
Shakespeare, grinning, "Art we to share abodes? O, what fun this
shall be!"
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"Fun?! FUN?!" shouted Keto.
"Thy knows't the word!" beamed Shakespeare.
"No..no..no," Keto shook his head and screamed loudly. He turned
around, bursting through the door with alarming pace and nearly
splintering it. Shakespeare looked at the space where Keto had once
been and jumped, startled.
"Whas't did thy fair medician have to do?" he asked aloud.
Shakespeare got to his feet and peered out into the corridor, noticing
a broom cupboard at one end closing hurriedly.
"Oh, he's hadst to clean thyeth...somes't thing," he nodded. "I
mights't check out thy bar! P'raps I'd finds't some interest!"
Shakespeare trundled off happily to the bar area, closing his room
door behind him, and humming a jaunty tune to himself and tapping his
foot. He momentarily considered asking Keto if he needed any help in
the cupboard but decided his mentor most likely did not want to be
disturbed and continued onto the bar.
=back on the dwarf=
Jennifer Wildflower and The Big Pink Tree surveyed their destruction
of the medibay.
"Well!" Said Wildflower for the eighth time that minute. She stood,
hands on hips, beaming at hers and the tree's actions. In the space
of a day the two of them had managed to move the whole of the Medibay
up three floors into an area almost eight times the size of the first
one.
The tree had shown a remarkable aptitude for Arc-Welding and had
managed to weld one of the accompanying rooms into a new quarantine
bay. Wildflower had been stunned, she wasn't even sure how he'd held
the equipment.
The tree jumped up and down and rustled.
Wildflower nodded. "Well," she said again. "Do you think we should
advertise?"
The tree rustled.
"No, not to sell the medibay! To let people know we've moved!"
The tree rustled apologetically.
"Sometimes I get confused too," admitted Wildflower. "I'll let Holly
know. He can direct anyone to here. I'm sure there can't have been
that many issues needing treatment in the last few hours."
She grinned.
-3 floors down-
Tara stared at the crowd of nearly one hundred people all surrounding
her, moaning, whining and complaining. She was sitting on a chair in
the middle of a completely bare room.
"CALM DOWN! ALL OF YOU!" She shouted as the mob screamed for medical
attention. "I WILL TREAT YOU ALL AS SOON AS I CAN WORK OUT WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE MEDIBAY!"
'Oh god, where is it? what happened?' She thought to herself. 'Keto
is going to kill me for this!'
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