Landing the Wessell

Who:- Jay Chrysler, Efof, Johnny B Goode, Katrina Salter, Jesse Carter,
Kevn, Joe Craggins, Rufus FeBuggure and Vanessa Chrysler
Where:- The Phoenix
When:- During the flight
Jay adjusted the controls, setting the Phoenix on it's course toward the
first planet to which his team had been assigned, and turned around in his
seat to face the collected members of his team. He did a double take when he
spotted his sister.
"No "H" sis?"
"Isn't it fantastic?" she replied "I'm alive!!"
Jay appeared stunned, but tried to maintain some professionalism for once
"You'll have to fill me in later...in the meantime, don;t get killed again
k?"
Vanessa smiled, Jay hadn;t noticed she was holding hands with Rufus.
"So where are we headed?" Jessie asked, fiddling with her gun
"Hold on..." Jay replied, picking up a spanner from the glove box and,
forgetting about being professional, hurled it at Kevn.
The spanner connected sharply with Kevn's sleeping head, waking him sharply
and leaving him with a spanner shaped bruise in the centre of his forehead.
Kevn looked around, concussed. "Wha'd I miss?"
"Nothing yet." Katrina replied "Skywalker here was about to tell us the
plan"
Efof, unzipped his trousers and blew his nose.
"Skywalker?" Jay asked
"Well...you seem to fancy yourself as some big space hero..."
"Oh I see...word of advice, if you have to explain the joke, it's a pile of
smeg"
"I'll bear that in mind next to you crack one at my expense"
"You should be so lucky?"
"Eh?....HEY!!!"
Jay smirked, he enjoyed winding the new girl up.
"Let me get to the point, we'll be landing in 5 minutes. We're here to track
down..." Jay checked his list "...a Siberian Hamster, and the toenail's of
an Ocelot..."
"An Ocelot?" Asked Katrina "Aren't they endangered?
"Used to be, up 'til about 5 years back, scientists cloned them and
repopulated, then a bunch were sent here to live in the wild, besides we
don't have to kill it, just tranquilise it, clip it's claws and scarper"
"Where exactly is 'here'?" Jessie asked, still twiddling.
Jay turned his back on the team, and started landing procedures. The ship
touched down gently, and Jay opened the hatch, the team stepped out slowly
into the bitter cold, and shivered all except Jay who had put on a winter
field Jacket, knowing in advance it would be snowing.
"Welcome comrades!" A voice came from nearby in the snow "My name is Yuri!
Welcume! To Noo Roosha!!"
"Who's this guy?" Craggins asked Jay
"Yuri is our guide, noone knows the forest's of New Russia like he does"
<tag guys, we've got two targets>