What the smeg??

Who: Joe Craggins
When: After Dreadnaughts attacked the ship
Where: Medibay
Joe sank back against the pillow into pure luxury,
thinking that the pillows were plumped up better than a human could
and went to sleep. He was immedietly woken up again by the whole ship
lurching suddenly. Joe opened his bedside window and saw several
fighters circling the ship. "Another day on the life of Blue Dwarf" he
thought and tried to ignore the fighters and the wail of an alarm in
the corridor outside. He pulled the covers back over him trying to
shut out the noise.