The poppadom pt 2

Who: Kevn, KN48, Him, and the dispencing machine
where: the dispencing machine/ Kevn's quarters
when: after cursing all the way back to his quarters
Kevn stomped in and put his tray of food on the table. "You okay?"
Him asked.
"When did you get here?" Kevn asked.
"Just now..."
Kevn started mumbling and grabbed a cup from his locker. He went
over to the sink and filled it with water. Then marched back to the
dispencing machine. "I want my poppadom arsehole!" he demanded.
"When you wither away I'll toss it into your coffin!" the machine
taunted.
Kevn raised the cup of water, "Give me it or you'll be wetter than
a four-year-old's bed!"
"Never! I'd rather swim in the Atlantic with the sharks than give
you your poppadom!"
"Okay then..." he began to pour the water down the machine's
speaker.
"Wait! Hold on there buddy! No need to commit machineocide." the
machine was getting nervous.
Kevn started hearing the water landing on the speaker, "OH
PLEASE!!! Okay I give up! Here's your poppadom! Just don't kill me!
I have a tampon dispencer and two soda machines!" the poppadom
popped out.
"Thank you... Oh does having a tampon dispencer and two soda
machines mean wife and two kids?" Kevn asked pleased.
"Yes, but I don't really have any, its just for drama..." the
machine said.
Kevn returned to his bunk and continued watching his movie, and
eating a curry with his TWO poppadoms...