This close to cracking!

Who:Matt and a french marine
Where:the forest outside the french camp
When:After Matt dissabled HG
Matt was getting board,extremely board.The marine he was with was the
one who wouldnt let him into the blue midget during the weapons
inspection and was talking none stop about it."You should have seen ze
look on ees face when I called im a smelly smeller of horse dung!"As
they walked further into the forest Matt had thought of a cunning plan
to escape the french marine.They were even deeper into the forest and
the marine was still talking about the inspectiona and Matt couldnt
take it anymore.He forgot about his plan and smacked the marine over
the head with a branch.It was only after a lot of cheering that he
realized what he had done."Oh god!!!"he screamed."WHAT THE HELL HAVE I
DONE!!!!,WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!,WHO'S GONNA HELP ME!!!"
<tag anyone who who wants to get me out of this>