Infiltration-Oliver Stone Style

Who: Joe Craggins & Jeffrey Dodge
Where: Outside French Prison Colony
When: After the incident with the french ambulance
Note: Translations in (brackets)
"This is going too easy," said Jeff as they neared the prison gates,
"we had no resistance to getting to the weapons or hiding them in the
Ambulances floor panels that seemed made to be smuggled in French
Territory. And don't you think it was pretty convienient to have the
Ambulance just 'appear' with two fully uniformed guards and an antidote."
"Shh! We're nearly there," hissed Joe.
The ambulance pulled up by the gates as a French Guard nears.
"Excuse-moi, monsieurs! Qu'est-ce que tu as il y a? (Excuse me, sirs!
What do you have in there?"
Joe spoke, "Je vais donner le vivres médical a la troupes d'infantrie.
(We are going to give the infantry's medical supplies.)"
"Bien sur, Qu'est-ce que tu as pensé? Flingues et detonants? (Of
course, What did you think? Guns and Explosives?)," added Jeffrey.
"Tu es canadien, es-tu? (Your canadian, aren't you?)," the guard asked
Jeffrey.
Jeffrey was suddenly shocked, "Qu'est-ce que tu signifies? (What do
you mean?)"
"Tu n'es pas moche! (You aren't as ugly as smeg!)"
"Je pourvis etre un acteur. (I could be an actor.)"
"Tu es trop beau être un acteur Français. Tu es plus beau qui un pénis
peint. (You are too handsome to be a French actor. You are better
looking than a todger with a mustache and eyes painted on it.)"
"Smeg...(Smeg...)"
In the nick of time, Joe slams on the gas and takes down the gate.
After a few minutes of driving Joe decided to crash the van after
jumping out in order to fake their death. Jeffrey followed. They
landed right by an open sewer hole.
"GET IN! THE PLASMA GUNS ARE STILL IN THERE! THEY ARE HIGHLY
UNSTABLE!" Jeff screamed.
Sure enough, right after they got in a huge blue explosion... er...
exploded and turned the ambulence into something looking like a New
York side walk after meeting a poor dog with diaria. Far away can be
heard french voices.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ca va enseigner a salir avec le Francais! (HA! That
will teach them to mess with the French!)"
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