A New Mr. Flibble or Mr. Flibble Stikes Back or Return of the Flibb

Who: Jeffrey Dodge, Jessie, Joe Craggins
Where: New France, the busted cave by the Time Midget
When: After Joe told Jessie about the Halucenagen.
Jessie was adament.
"So somewhere out there is a smegging nutted out Canadian?"
"What do you mean, somewhere out there?!"
"Jeffrey wanted to go for a walk after the pancakes and I didn't see
the problem."
"Oh, smeg!"
Soon entered Jeffrey dressed in high heels, a tu-tu and a
Terminator-style Jacket. Also in his right hand is a gloved pinguin
puppet with glowing red eye's.
"Hello, Me and Mr. Flibble have just come to have a little chat to see
if you're alright after my spasing out last night," said Jeffrey in a
smooth tone, "Anything amiss? If there is one thing Mr. Flibble can't
stand, it's crazy people."
Jessie took a step back
"Amiss? No, everything's fine. Do you mind moving?"
"I'm afraid, I can't let you leave. The Salad Lord won't let me. Well
actually the Potato King was the one who told me but He takes orders
from the Salad Lord. Well actually it was Holly's singing Potato's but
never mnd that."
Joe was clearly scared.
"What do you mean you can't let us leave? We don't see what this will
solve?" Joe almost wimpered.
"You mean you actually mean you believe in a Potato King, a Salad Lord
and singing Potato's? And you don't find my attire amiss??? Smegging
Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ, You're completely out for Lunch, Brunch,
Breakfast and Dinner. / Maybe some Hex Vision will teach them to be
breadbaskets?!" Jeffrey was actually communicating through the gloved
puppet. "No, we can't do that, Mr. Flibble. Can we? / Why the smeg
not? / Good point!" Suddenly red lightning appears from Jeffrey's eyes
and misses Joe by one smegging inch.
"NEW PLAN! CHEEZE IT!"
"Cheeze it?"
"You know, like running, but in the away direction."
"Oh!"
A second fire at Jessie causes she and Joe to run like hell into the
deep cave. Soon after Jessie takes a fairly big rock and chucks it at
Jeffrey's head. And Jeffrey lies there, Clearly dead. Maybe just
unconscious but then that would be a boring story now wouldn't it.
However even his host's death leaves Mr. Flibble unfazed.
"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage!"
Mr. Flibble wiggles off Jeff's hand and begins firing Hex Vision with
his own eyes. Until he is quickly crushed by a rock convieniently
placed by God. 'A little late', it seemed to Joe. However, Soon Jessie
screams. A Floating pinguin puppet with a distinct "H" on his forhead
appears.
"Great! I'm a Holovirus! Smeg this! I'm going off! Maybe I can get a
job as an interviewer, or maybe find a place to live. That ice
research base on Kalkaroff 4 looked nice, last time I checked."
The Puppet and all of Jeffrey's new clothes vanish into an invisible
gas. Though Joe and Jessie can't see this, the gas goes though the
cave and fly's to an ice planet for a long time (about 3 million
years) and takes over a hologram there that was busy working on
positive Virus'. The gas also took over another guy who used to be
Jeffrey's Boss but his so-called "friends" helped him out. For more
information see Quarintine.
Jeffrey got up. Aparently, he wasn't dead but was just unconscious
(who said he wasn't?).
"Who the smeg are you?!"
<Tag Joe or Jessie>