My Name Is Jeff

Who: Jeffery Dodge and some Dead Guys
Where: Starbug
When: During the Officer's meeting
Starbug is flying towards Blue Dwarf, the crew is typical, a dashing
heroic pilot, a nerdy science woman, a nearby sanitation droid and a
man who seems a little cautious, if not worried.
The science woman stands up and walks towards the pilot, "sir, I'm
Recieving a message, should I punch it in?"
"Sure. It's probably blue dwarf giving us our landing codes. Jeffrey,
didn't you serve on this one?"
"No, I served on the Red Dwarf. Not that it matter's. I'm probably the
most forgettable person in the entire space Corps. Captain Hollister
kept calling me Hank, because his other friend Hank is American. I bet
if we came to that ship tommorow, nobody would recognise me."
Suddenly a French Officer appears on the screen, "You are in French
Territory, British Pigdogs, Turn back at once!"
Jeffrey stood up, "Actually, we're Canadian."
"CANADIAN! YOU ARE THE SONS OF HAMSTERS THAT BASTERDIZED OUR LANGUAGE
WITH YOU'RE JEAN CRETIEN AND PIERRE TRUDEAU! PREPARE TO DIE!"
The ship begins to rock violently, everyone is holding on to their
consoles for dear life. The pilot shouts, "JEFFREY, get to the new
plasma turret we got installed and show these frenchies what we
Canadian's are made of! Jeffrey!?" He turns around to see an empty
chair and the Escape Pod Launch button beeping while the Room Begins
to Brighten incredibly.
"THAT Son Of a-"
The pilot can be seen mouthing a foul word just before the whole ship
explodes. An escape pod can be seen Screaming down to the nearby planet.
<to Be Continued>