parrots?! closed!.

Chrysler had finally finished his shift at the helm, he could think of
nothing less mentally stimulating than sitting in the pilots seat of a ship
with autopilot for 8 hours non stop , he'ed much rather be out cruising in
a starbug at least there he could DO something. He skulked into parrots for
a quick beer before heading to the AR suite for a game of Streetfighter II
turbo and noticed Owen behind the bar behind the bar, looking pretty glum,
"Looking pretty melancholy there buddy, care to share?"
he said to the barman, Owen pulled a pint of Jay's usual and slid it along
the bar, western style, Chrysler caught it an flipped Owen a $£5.00 coin.
Owen put it in the near-empty, cash register and turned to face Chrysler "I
got a letter from head office" he said "They're gonna blow this place up if
i dont start making some cash pretty smegging sharpish"
"B..blow up Parrots?!" spluttered Jay as he heard what the man was saying,
"No way!, this place is the only thing keeping me sane!"
"Well, I'm gonna throw a karaoke evening to try to make a bit of extra
cash..if you know anyone thats interested that is"
Jay looked at his list of sign ups, so far the only name on the list was
Owen's that was pretty sad. Jay took a pen from his pocket and scribbled his
own name on the list. "People will pay millions to hear me sing" he said to
Owen, who didnt seem quite so confident about Jay's vocal
talents.................
Will anyone else sign up?..........
Will Parrots be saved?........
Will Jay woo the crowds and the Lay-deez with his supposed musical
talents?......
----- Original Message -----
From: <white.wolf@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, January 29, 2001 6:42 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Phils pills and fire continued...
> Lt. White Wolf
> Medical Lab
> Sometime after Tara APB for White Wolf to come for his shot
> ------------------
>
> White Wolf sauntering into the Medical bay while twiddling with the
> mechaniod arm, while absent mindedly saying "I'm reporting for that
> Shot that was announced over the public address system."
>
> Then he stood in startled shock for a moment as Tara grabbed a bottle
> of clear liquid and threw it a fire that read the label 'Ethenol'.
>
> "Oh smeg, No wonder I failed chemestry in my GCSE's." says Tara as
> She starts to panic.
>
> The huge hamster immediately drops the mechaniod arms and reverses
> out the door looking for the nearest fire extinguisher, and finding
> none, runs by a group of scutters. He yells over his shoulder towards
> them, "You guys go to the med lab, and help tara put out the fire,
> while I find a fire extinguisher somewhere!"
>
> ------------------
> Medical bay
>
> As the scutters come in and start putting out the fire, some
> skutters made offensive gestures to Tara for making them work so hard.
>
> Outside, the huge hamster finally locates a extinguisher, and goes
> charging back to the medibay enterance, Where he see Alota just
> entering.
>
> Tara finishes putting the pills on a table along with a note, as
> White Wolf quickly dashes by Alota at the door, and begins spraying
> everywhere but mostly focusing on the area around Tara with his
> extinguisher, then he notices the fires already out.
>
> Feeling somewhat silly for a moment, the overgrown hamster stops
> spraying and lowers the extinguisher, pauses, and then reaches out to
> flick a small speck of white foamy stuff off Tara's shoulder with one
> of his paws. He looks puzzled at it, and then sniffs at it, and then
> tastes it, and blurts "Hey, this fire extinguisher is loaded with
> whipping cream!"
>
> Then as Alota moves further into the room also flecked with some
> whipping cream, The huge hamster looks at the floor nervously, and
> speaks rather quietly, "Ahh, Sorry about that. I... Um..." he pauses
> and scratchs behind his ear, "Oh dear... Umm, Would either of you
> mind, ahh, my asking the both of you out on a date..." Eyes bulging
> in embarrassment and quickly saying,"Uh... Dinner... to make to it up
> to the both of you? Umm.. That is... if you don't mind going out with
> a huge furry foul up gimboid of a hamster like me?"
>
> The huge hamster starts shyly backing away from the two women while
> saying "I... I... Umm... " and quickly bending over a grabbing up his
> previously dropped mechaniod arm fumbling with it and nearly dropping
> it twice, "I... understand if you don't want to... um.. You know..
> ah.." he pauses and nervously scratches behind his ear again, "be
> seen me..." and continues backing towards the door.
>
> He pauses near the door *hoping* hear one of them answer.
>
> -------------------------
>
> OOC - Sorry About the whipped cream Tara, Alota, Hope you don't mind!
>
> OOC - (another topic)Something in Yahoo's registration process really
> mucked up my egroups conversion, and due to it, I've now got two
> yahoo accounts! One named 'cmdrwhitewolf' (which I want to keep), and
> another named 'cmdr_whitewlf'. Which got created when Yahoo's
> conversion program said my 'cmdrwhitewolf' acct didn't exist! And the
> funny thing was, it did exist somehow/somewhere, because it wouldn't
> let me re-create it and suggested the alternative
> name 'cmdr_whitewlf' which I tried to abort, but somehow got accepted
> instead. So I tried to go back an remove the 'cmdr_whitewlf' acct,
> and it won't let me. So I decided Yahoo must have some incredible lag
> between thier systems going on, and I'd better try both accounts
> later. Here on monday morning, I can log in to both accounts just
> fine, but am really annoyed to find that Yahoo seems to have used
> the 'cmdr_whitewlf' acct as the one to convert my egroups into.
> aaAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHhhhh!!!!
>
>
>
>
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