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He walked into the Captain's office, saluted and
said "SensOp and Defence Officer Mundi, Sir."
Although Mundi HAD saluted Phil...it was his bad luck that the wrong
one was cutting sitting in the chiar reading "Readers Goats"
"EE?" said the the slighlty startled midget
"I'm sorry...sir?"
Some random person from the drive room stuck his head round the door
"Ah you'd be new here yes? Dont owrry abouyt him thats the resident
midget.."
"I thoiught the midget was a shuttle craft...not a dwarf?"
"No you're on the dwarf thats a midget..."
"Not a shuttle craft?"
"EE!"
"And why does he he talk like that?"
"It's all here in this booklet"
He was handed a booklet titled
"101 things to know about life on blue dwarf!
Warning : Space copr helath and sfaty regulations demand we issue the
following warning..
BEWARE THE MIDGET"
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