Out of context roleplay quotes

There’s a great Tumblr with funny quotes taken completely out of context from roleplaying games (mostly D&D it seems), that I wanted to share here. I wondered if we could create a similar article with quotes just from games on OngoingWorlds? Submit them via the form at the bottom of this article or to our Facebook page.

“They’re all wearing pants. I just wanna be clear about that.”

 “Please stop referring to the gods as space daddies”

“Is there some kind of equivalent to the Euro-vision song contest in this world?”

“I get what you are inseminating. It’s all coming together!”

“It’s a bison zombie. It wants to eat your truffles!”

 “I’m inexplicably drawn to his silver nut”

Submit your own roleplay quote!

Source: http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/ – artwork from Imgur.